There I was at Smith's grabbing a doughnut of all things when a tattooed man appeared and informed me that I had nice calves. I was wearing a skirt and sneakers and the following could be a picture taken of my very un-shaved legs that day:
I was already feeling self conscious because my legs were super inappropriate to have out in public AND I was grabbing a doughnut. The doughnut was totally worth it though.
